Tony Davis

My little girl and I were shopping last night at a discount store next to the hotel. I was focused on the shelves of tools, and she was not as interested. She was looking all around, and then she asked me "Dad" where did all the kids come from?" I was a little afraid, but bravely asked "What do you mean?" She said, well "there wasn't any children when we came in, but now I saw three kids with a Mom go by that direction, and then there was another little girl go by with her Dad, and I was just wondering where they all came from."

Oh, I said, "I thought you were asking where babies come from." She quickly responded "Dad... I know where babies come from, ... and it is Disgusting, ... and painful!"

I did my best not to laugh, but wasn't too successful.